22 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day”

  1. Drebbin

    And in local news…

    They’re sectioned poor Bodger, it seems.
    He’s lost in conspiracy dreams
    Of satanist dinners,
    Republican winners
    And jet fuel not melting steel beams.

  2. Drebbin

    “They’ve”, dammit.

    What’s everyone’s predictions for the electoral college vote count? I’m going for Clinton walkover, with 363 votes and a reanimated Aleister Crowley appointed to the Supreme Court.

      1. Drebbin

        They’re sending Zobnarians. They’re sending Ithaquas. They’re sending Baoht Z’uqqa-Moggs. And some, I assume, are good people.

  3. Mr. Camomile T

    If I was an omnipotent anarchist with a sick sense of humour I would:
    1. Stoke the far right movement, incite hatred of minorities, and polarise politics by enabling clickbait mouthpieces like Trump and Farage to receive mainstream media coverage.
    2. Kill off a series of international celebrities to remind the general populace of their own mortality. Everyone has to die sometime, so why not die for a good cause such as your country or belief system?
    3. Use sport to show people that sometimes the underdog (Leicester City, Chicago Cubs, Ireland v All Blacks) can win against all odds. Weaker countries or sects could use these sporting feats to inspire their people to fight against seemingly impossible odds.
    4. On the day of the big election that will decide the fate of the world and preempt the war to end all wars I will release a controversial news story about a chocolate bar and everyone will lose their freakin’ minds, just to show the world that none of this even matters anyway.

      1. Mr. Camomile T

        I’m not an omnipotent anarchist, but if I was, I would have the best anarchy. And Mexico would pay for it too. I guarantee it *touches tips of thumb and index finger*.

          1. Mr. Camomile T

            Let me tell you about the Swiss. Great people. Lovely people. Great people. I love ’em.

            But neutrality?

            No.

            There are bad people. Really bad people. The worst people. ISIS. And the Swiss choose neutrality? No. No way. Uh uh.

            Sure, they make great chocolate bars. The best chocolate bars. I love chocolate bars. Nobody loves chocolate bars more than I do, believe me. But the only thing worse than the bad guys, ISIS, the really bad guys, is the neutrals.

            If you are not with us, you are against us. And believe me, you do not want to be against us. Believe me. We will kick your ass.

  4. Termagant

    Those slimy bastards, trying to slip this by while the world’s occupied with some foreign election

    this effects EVERYONE

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