US president-elect Donald Trump (left) and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un
North Korea’s a bit of a dump
Say’s Putin’s new running dog Trump
But the chances are slim
That our hero Kim
Won’t tell him to take a high jump.
John Moynes
Pics: CNN
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Says. Says. Says. Dagnabbit!
Would you look at the state of this pair?
One envies the other one’s hair
But still understands
He has bigger hands
So he raises them up in the air
Although he thought that he had won
The battle had only begun
Trump shouted out ‘I will kill
All your mates, Kim Jong Ill’,
To which he replied ‘I’m Jong Un’.
Trump’s comeback had to be strong
He said ‘Listen to me Mr. Jong
Whether Un-ing or Ill-ing
Us two should be chilling
– Here, have a suck of me bong’
That’s when the plot took a twist
Kim Jong Un said ‘Here, suck on me fist
I’m the biggest DICKtator
– You’re just a Hater
Half the time I think you’re pi55ed’
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