The results are in!
Last week , with FIVE 1kg Lindt Gold Bunnies on offer, we asked you to complete this rhyme:
‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold…’
You answered in your dozens.
But there could only be five winners:
Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Munchin’ chocolate rabbits
Makes you happier fourfold
MurtlesRoses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
A perfect treat for my daughters
Who are seven and eleven years old
TonyRRoses are red,
Lindt bunnies are boss,
Best keep him an egg,
In case he gets off that cross.
Bertie BlenkinsopRoses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are gold,
No one buys me Easter eggs,
Ever since I got old.
KearnivaleRoses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
Fantastic offer by Lindt,
Even though they knew they’d be trolled.
Kenny Von Plank
Thanks all.
Last week: Have We Lost The True Meaning Of Easter
Terrible scansion. None even a bit funny. One lad even changed the second line. Hope dey all choke on dere bleedin chocolate rats. *sob*
Roses are Red
And in here you traipse
Leading not golden bunnies
But a punnet of sour grapes
I agree.
The sole reason I don’t enter these competitions is because I can’t guarantee I wouldn’t go on a murder rampage if I came second to any of this tripe.
For example, I bet I would have have lost if I entered with this;
Roses are red
Lindt Bunnies are Gold
But they don’t reproduce
At the speed I was told
I bet you’re right
I know I’m right. I’m always right.
I won last year so I just thought you know give the others boys and girls a shot this year ..
All very PC this one….. sorry I missed it.
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold,
Man Haron Monis, Sydney,
Not so many were sold.
fix
lindt didn’t'[t like my bluhirt reference???! …., thanks baldy noonan
They did not stick to the iambic pentameter thingy and mine were better. I am bitter. A bad loser.
I’m a big fan of that BBC crime drama they sponsor, Lindt Of Duty. It’s got Adrian Dunbarofchocolate in it.
just as well andyourpointiswhatexactly didn’t win
#justsaying
#lastthingsheneedsisakiloofchocolate
#oompaloompa
I won last year. My bunny was late for Easter.
And there was a name mix up, if I recall. Someone got my bunny and I got their bunny.
Still, it tasted just fine even after all that. I ate a lot of chocolate that day.
You could turn that into a good country and western song, Mildred.
A bunny, yes a bunny, came
A-wanderin’ down the lane
I glanced it with a smile
For it had been a while
But the that bunny wasn’t mine
No that bunny wasn’t mine
It had been a long long time
But that bunny wasn’t mine.
I asked the bunny to stay
perhaps for just one day,
I then had just a nibble
The taste did make me dribble
And so I gobbled the whole thing up
Yes I gobbled the whole thing up.
Oh little gold bunny
You taste so yummy
Little gold bunny
Little gold bunny
Or… y’know, something.
There would have to be a banjo involved, I think.
:)
apparently Bertie plays the banjo
I sooo hope that’s true.
I was a singer, in my younger, slightly wilder years.
…but you still play the banjo, yeah?
snigger
I’m familiar with it, you might say.
(that comma after ‘singer’ is upsetting me a little)
Sorry. I can be a bit overzealous in my use of the comma.
And I only love the Oxford comma.
you say overzealous, I say incorrect
;)
you got Sam’s, my bunny dedicated to me da. . he got a lovely girls bunny
I remember now. Sam :)
The bunny was for my daughter, wee scamp.
It was deeelicious.
Imagine the total embarrassment on the faces of the winners as they display their pathetic ‘poetic’ efforts to their friends when they get asked, ‘Oh, A Lindt Bunny? Where did you get that?’.
Anyway, I didn’t enter because I don’t like chocolate.
I didn’t want to win by accident. Looking at the quality on display here I think I took the right decision by staying quiet.
“I think I took the right decision by staying quiet”
just going to leave that there
‘just going to leave that there’
You’re only encouraging me.
Just sayin’
never really thought of you as someone who needed much encouragement, oddly enough
Funny you should say that, but it’s actually true.
I only come here to amuse myself.
I don’t read 90% of the stuff.
I just meself on a couple of threads and wait for the idiots to arrive.
*I just PARK meself…
Are ye havin’ that?
#Justiceforpoets
#BoycottLindt
very pc. A lot of them ridiculed Noonan,Kenny and a certain ticket scandal. Oh no….lets go all nicey nicey and offend no one
Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
Now that you have made your bed
Your business will fold.
#Justicebunny
Great stuff. Please donate mine to a local homeless person or shelter of your choice.
Happy Easter.
an easter egg and a homeless person… on Broadsheet, no less… hmmm
Go have a five knuckle shuffle… you need it.
Good man Kenny U-Vox Plank .
I wish I’d thought of that, and we could’ve sent our prizes together.
I’m not saying that I definitely would have won if I entered. I said that earlier.
But I would have.