Lindt Us Your Ears



The results are in!

Last week , with FIVE 1kg Lindt Gold Bunnies on offer, we asked you to complete this rhyme:

‘Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold…’

You answered in your dozens.

But there could only be five winners:

Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
Munchin’ chocolate rabbits
Makes you happier fourfold

Roses are red
Lindt bunnies are gold
A perfect treat for my daughters
Who are seven and eleven years old

Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are boss,
Best keep him an egg,
In case he gets off that cross.
Bertie Blenkinsop

Roses are red,
Lindt Bunnies are gold,
No one buys me Easter eggs,
Ever since I got old.

Roses are red,
Lindt bunnies are gold
Fantastic offer by Lindt,
Even though they knew they’d be trolled.
Kenny Von Plank

Thanks all.

Lindt Chocolate Ireland

Last week: Have We Lost The True Meaning Of Easter

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39 thoughts on “Lindt Us Your Ears

  1. Fgshill

    Terrible scansion. None even a bit funny. One lad even changed the second line. Hope dey all choke on dere bleedin chocolate rats. *sob*

      1. Janet, I ate my avatar

        I won last year so I just thought you know give the others boys and girls a shot this year ..

  2. Owen

    All very PC this one….. sorry I missed it.

    Roses are red,
    Lindt bunnies are gold,
    Man Haron Monis, Sydney,
    Not so many were sold.

  3. Holden MaGroin

    They did not stick to the iambic pentameter thingy and mine were better. I am bitter. A bad loser.

  4. Nigel

    I’m a big fan of that BBC crime drama they sponsor, Lindt Of Duty. It’s got Adrian Dunbarofchocolate in it.

  5. Brother Barnabas

    just as well andyourpointiswhatexactly didn’t win


  6. mildred st. meadowlark

    I won last year. My bunny was late for Easter.

    And there was a name mix up, if I recall. Someone got my bunny and I got their bunny.

    Still, it tasted just fine even after all that. I ate a lot of chocolate that day.

    1. mildred st. meadowlark

      A bunny, yes a bunny, came
      A-wanderin’ down the lane
      I glanced it with a smile
      For it had been a while
      But the that bunny wasn’t mine
      No that bunny wasn’t mine
      It had been a long long time
      But that bunny wasn’t mine.

      I asked the bunny to stay
      perhaps for just one day,
      I then had just a nibble
      The taste did make me dribble
      And so I gobbled the whole thing up
      Yes I gobbled the whole thing up.

      Oh little gold bunny
      You taste so yummy
      Little gold bunny
      Little gold bunny

      Or… y’know, something.

        1. mildred st. meadowlark

          I sooo hope that’s true.

          I was a singer, in my younger, slightly wilder years.

          1. mildred st. meadowlark

            Sorry. I can be a bit overzealous in my use of the comma.

            And I only love the Oxford comma.

    2. Janet, I ate my avatar

      you got Sam’s, my bunny dedicated to me da. . he got a lovely girls bunny

      1. mildred st. meadowlark

        I remember now. Sam :)

        The bunny was for my daughter, wee scamp.

        It was deeelicious.

  7. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Imagine the total embarrassment on the faces of the winners as they display their pathetic ‘poetic’ efforts to their friends when they get asked, ‘Oh, A Lindt Bunny? Where did you get that?’.

    Anyway, I didn’t enter because I don’t like chocolate.
    I didn’t want to win by accident. Looking at the quality on display here I think I took the right decision by staying quiet.

    1. Brother Barnabas

      “I think I took the right decision by staying quiet”

      just going to leave that there

        1. Brother Barnabas

          never really thought of you as someone who needed much encouragement, oddly enough

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Funny you should say that, but it’s actually true.
            I only come here to amuse myself.
            I don’t read 90% of the stuff.
            I just meself on a couple of threads and wait for the idiots to arrive.

  8. Joe cool

    very pc. A lot of them ridiculed Noonan,Kenny and a certain ticket scandal. Oh no….lets go all nicey nicey and offend no one

  9. Dead Poets Society

    Roses are red,
    Lindt bunnies are gold
    Now that you have made your bed
    Your business will fold.


  10. Kenny U-Vox Plank

    Great stuff. Please donate mine to a local homeless person or shelter of your choice.

    Happy Easter.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Good man Kenny U-Vox Plank .
      I wish I’d thought of that, and we could’ve sent our prizes together.
      I’m not saying that I definitely would have won if I entered. I said that earlier.
      But I would have.

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