Good Luck, We’re All Counting On You

13 thoughts on “Good Luck, We’re All Counting On You”

1. Paul September 28, 2017 at 4:01 pm

   “bizarrely-timed tweet”

   eh, no.
2. MrGavoB September 28, 2017 at 4:16 pm

   Nice headline but surely you can’t be serious.
3. thefatlad September 28, 2017 at 4:32 pm

   “A hospital??? What is it?”
   “It’s a big building full of sick people, but that’s not important right now”

   Will NEVER get old!!!
4. RiderOnTheStorm September 28, 2017 at 4:33 pm

   Ryanair strongly recommends that you pay extra for seat……..err, we mean……….. flight allocation

   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK0W4x5WkAAISUf.jpg

   or else we promise to take pleasure in offering this alternative arrangement in full compensation

   https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIZyvwtW0AEbUDu.jpg
5. Gorev Mahagut September 28, 2017 at 4:35 pm

   “Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?”
   1. scottser September 28, 2017 at 5:33 pm

      All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
6. Dhaughton99 September 28, 2017 at 4:48 pm

   Tuck your bloody shirt in. You look stupid.
   1. scottser September 28, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      looks like he picked a bad day to quit drinking..
7. realPolithicks September 28, 2017 at 6:01 pm

   Why would anyone want to work for this dreadful company?
8. Guy Bague September 28, 2017 at 6:04 pm

   (out of picture: The receipts for own uniforms and sandwiches made by the ma to eat during the flight)
9. Charger Salmons September 28, 2017 at 10:14 pm

   I took my 153rd Ryanair flight last week.
   Like 151 of the others it was on-time and cheaper than any of the competitors.
   Each year Ryanair carries 131million passengers and the latest cancellations represent a smidgeon,nay, a scintilla of their everyday passenger load.
   I bought a wagon-load of shares in Ryanair when you couldn’t give them away based on what I saw in Michael O’Leary and six years later they’ve helped make me a wealthy man.
   The Ryanair share price has barely moved relatively since this latest farrago started.
   O’Leary will still be here when every internet warrior who predicted his downfall will be crying over their semen-encrusted keyboard.
   Ireland should salute one of the greatest businessmen this country has ever produced.
   A giant amongst pygmies.
   1. Papi September 29, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      Make flight 154 one way, will ya?
10. Guy Bague September 28, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    Next Stop: Norwegian Air

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