Man caught with bullets at his home told gardai he had been out of breath and sweating when they arrived because he had been “having a wank”
— Courts News Ireland (@courtsnewsIRL) November 8, 2017
Yikes.
Everything. As It Happens.
When the Gardaí told him to put his hands up did he do “Jizz” hands.
He should have said that he sweated those bullets.
Caught sticky handed
I often use that excuse
in the era of full disclosures somethimes we just have to put up with just #ToMuchInformation
I retweeted this yesterday with that tag
since mosta ye don’t folly me
I said, shur why not make a BS post out’ve it
Probably because you didn’t use the correct ‘Too’
actually no
I just checked me twitter profile
and it was too with the two oos
if you follyed me you could a saved yerself all that now
Fcuk. That.
+1
G’wan Frilly :)
You have no full stop at the end of your sentence.
and sumting else
I was holding me fork in me right hand there earlier
terrible scenes
elbows on the table I suppose…you may as well live in a ditch!
them too
or is two
He was reading Guns and Ammo magazine to get himself in the mood.
Probably shooting blanks too.
He was a hardened criminal iirc
Hah! Good one
So it actually wasn’t a gun in his pocket?
I love a purile/ purple thread on a sunny afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1W5vwhLcsw
left me hanging..
Cork?
When the police arrested him, did he come quietly?
Bravo!!
One of the drawbacks I suppose
Mug shot come face.
Shot himself in the face so he did.
Classic headline there Bodger, in fairness.
You have to hand it to him for being so ballsy but I’d say he’ll be in for a good long stretch