Christmas jumpers for dogs on sale at Aldi
Now as we draw evermore near
To the tackiest time of the year
You can go the whole hog
And dress up your dog
And spread tidings of canine good cheer.
John Moynes
Pic: Aldi
Meanwhile…Does your pet enjoy Christmas? Send your pet at Xmas to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘My Pet At Xmas’.
True story: I know a fellow whose dog went on fire wearing one of those. Seeing as not for people, they don’t have to comply with safety standards. Spark from fire landed on dog and wooooosh.
A hot dog for Christmas – could be cheaper than buying a turkey.
‘Wooooosh’, don’t you mean woof!
I thought ‘whooosh’ was the comic hook in that.. am I a bad person for laughing :)