A security alert was sparked when a package containing a sex toy was discovered on Luas tracks

If you find a suspect device
Then call the police in a trice
Then watch as the fuzz
Start giggling because
It’s a tube that should go somewhere nice

John Moynes

Rollingnews

10 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Murtles

    The Star should have been in the papers section today with their headline :
    SEX BOMB – Suspicions Aroused

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  2. Rob

    Thought this was at Cheverstown stop in Citywest. The Catherine Tynan Road junction into/out of Citywest Business Campus was closed off for several hours yesterday by about 3 or 4 Garda cars.

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    1. scottser

      several hours? i suppose they had to figure out where to put them first and then they all had to have a go..

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  3. Frilly Keane

    Seriously lads
    Especially BS Admins

    How the cheezus this isn’t the story of the day
    And getting a thread of its own

    C’mon
    Pull it together

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    1. Andyourpointiswhatexactly?

      You know what? I think I’ve been reading that as thrice all these years. I don’t think I’ve ever said it, but I never noticed.
      You learn something new every day.

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