6 thoughts on “Ducking In For A Quick One

  1. SOQ

    A Dublin duck and a Belfast duck were crossing the road.

    The Dublin duck said “hurry up there is a car coming”

    The Belfast duck said “I can’t go any quacker”

    1. scottser

      2 belfast ducks crossing the road.
      one goes ‘quack quack’
      the other goes ‘i’m going as quack as i can’

    2. Pat

      So there’s these two ducks in Dublin and one goes ‘here, go quicker over across the road’. And the other one, the first one says ‘quack quack’ and then he crosses the road but not as fast.

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