It’s Christmas, let’s start to prepare
Here‘s oil for your down below hair
The opening bid
Is forty four quid
You can stick it- well, I won’t say where
John Moynes
Pic: Goop
Everything. As It Happens.
It’s Christmas, let’s start to prepare
Here‘s oil for your down below hair
The opening bid
Is forty four quid
You can stick it- well, I won’t say where
John Moynes
Pic: Goop
Funny shaped bottle…
looks like a snowman with an erection…
Now there’s a stockings – filler.
You always make me laugh Hoops –
Happy Christmas palzo :)
Much yuletide merriment to you too Bert!
Is that fur real?
I’ll get me coat…
fur coat?
Once a pun a Starina…
silver fox?
At least I know what to get Brother Barnabus for Christmas.
i run a tightly groomed ship down there, millie, so… but thanks for the thought
Back to the drawing board so…
apologies, millie – in my haste to get up and out this morning (running late), I missed the subtlety of your hint. offer accepted.
looks like the kind of tripe Goop would sell. I would imagine regularly putting oils that near one’s urethra would cause an increase in UTIs. ouch.
The gags here this morning are rather pubescent….
I bet she still has a horrible vag
all vaginas are beautiful, harry
*winces*
I just wonder what next alpine scented suppository