It’s Christmas, let’s start to prepare
Here‘s oil for your down below hair
The opening bid
Is forty four quid
You can stick it- well, I won’t say where

John Moynes

Pic: Goop

19 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

        1. Brother Barnabas

          apologies, millie – in my haste to get up and out this morning (running late), I missed the subtlety of your hint. offer accepted.

  1. Starina

    looks like the kind of tripe Goop would sell. I would imagine regularly putting oils that near one’s urethra would cause an increase in UTIs. ouch.

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