US President Donald Trump is to invoke national emergency powers to secure funding for his planned border wall with Mexico

If Congress won’t act when you call
To piss away cash on a wall
Declare an emergency
And hope in the urgency
Your base won’t notice you fall

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

11 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Murtles

    Just to recap what everyone knows, as it’s important to read it aloud every now and again so we can shake our heads, laugh and mutter -Delusional Donald (as he likes slinging nicknames), despite 44 other Presidents before him running the country with no major border problems, has decided that the Mexican border needs a wall. Certainly there are immigration problems but just cause he was elected it didn’t spike suddenly although his rhetoric over the last couple of years may have encouraged more people to try to cross the border for spite. If you don’t read his tweets regularly, do so and read the comments also, it’s a tonic.

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      I won’t, thank you, I like my life as unTrumped as possible.
      Loads of Americans like their’s unMexican-ed.
      I visited Texas, and Mexicans really are treated as slave labour there. White Texans are the most arrogant I’ve ever met. And they sure do love their bible.
      Let Don build his wall – I see it as a physical representation of what already exists.

  2. Junkface

    Yeah I could never follow him on twitter. To have that deranged madness popping up daily, over and over would be really depressing. How has cholesterol not killed him yet? He’s really unhealthy. Everyone should encourage him to eat more Big Macs and KFC for the good of the world!

  3. Starina

    We knew he’d go for the national emergency thing, it was always the goal, in order to consolidate as much power as possible – and then to remain holding on to it past term.

  4. Eoin

    The fupper’s medical report has just come out and he’s clinically obese weighing over 110kg. How the hell does he manage to keep his blood pressure at a perfect 120/80. Must be medication.

  5. Cue the Storm

    Meanwhile, over on 8chan…

    A Traitor’s Justice.
    Phase III
    Panic in DC.
    RATS EVERYWHERE.
    For those who decide to save the taxpayers some money – There is no escaping God.
    Q

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