A Limerick A Day

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Nigel Farage is doused in milkshake while campaigning in Newcastle, England yesterday

Now Farage and his shitty ilk
Deserve to be showered in milk
Shakes, but his base
Will say it’s a disgrace
While Nigel’s still farting through silk

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

6 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Gabby

    The milk was pasteurised
    but the politics bastardised.
    If the milk were powdered
    He’d be overcrowded
    and ideologically sanitised.

    E. Jarvis-Thribb 17 & a half nelson

  2. Brother Barnabas

    very possibly your finest ever, john – and that’s saying something

    big bravo

  3. Captainpants

    Farage and his odious ilk
    Love getting covered in milk
    Cause him and his eejits
    Can say Remain are elitists
    Who would rather throw lactose than think.

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