Nigel Farage is doused in milkshake while campaigning in Newcastle, England yesterday
Now Farage and his shitty ilk
Deserve to be showered in milk
Shakes, but his base
Will say it’s a disgrace
While Nigel’s still farting through silk
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
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The milk was pasteurised
but the politics bastardised.
If the milk were powdered
He’d be overcrowded
and ideologically sanitised.
E. Jarvis-Thribb 17 & a half nelson
Really enjoyed this one Moynes. I suspect you did too ;)
very possibly your finest ever, john – and that’s saying something
big bravo
Farage and his odious ilk
Love getting covered in milk
Cause him and his eejits
Can say Remain are elitists
Who would rather throw lactose than think.