US President Donald Trump has apparently expressed a desire to purchase Greenland from Denmark
Though Greenland is covered in ice
It seems Donald thinks it quite nice
But the Danes won’t donate
So much real estate
So he’d have to cough up a huge price
John Moynes
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What other countries will he want to buy, and shouldn’t the citizens have a say?
Seeing as the Donald is intent on continuing to pump greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, which if it continues will eventually turn much of the US into a dust bowl, it’s not surprising that he wants to get his paws on lands that will be more habitable. Denmark will rightly tell him where to go. Greenland will be priceless in such a scenario.
Greenland contain 97[1]% of the freshwater on earth (frozen). It will be worth billions!!!
[1] this is totally made up, it’s probably closer to 5%. But between it and Antarctica is 99%