15 thoughts on “For The Room That Has Everything

  1. fez

    more like the property crisis is back and some people have gaffs that don’t accomodate a full tree.

    And it’s a quarter, not a half

    1. GiggidyGoo

      Reminds me of the story about the Eskimo mother reading a bedtime ditty to her child.
      “Little Jack Horner sat in a corner……”
      And was duly interrupted by the child
      “Mammy – what’s a corner?”

  2. V

    I don’t think there’s any call for a we’re back snigger

    This is perfect for anyone with kids in an over accommodated apartment / flat
    Or a hotel room
    Or those studios with bunk beds in the hallways
    Over Christmas

    Christmas is for everyone who wants it AFAIC anyway

    1. Spaghetti Hoop

      Indeed. I hate big trees and bought a lovely slimline one which is about 18cm in diameter. How about a ‘Show Us Your Festive Trees’ feature, Broadsheet?

      1. Brother Barnabas

        dont encourage it, hoop

        isn’t there already one with commenters dogs dressed as rudolph and other fupping nonsense – fupping antlers and red fupping noses

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