Tonight.
Douglas, Cork.
Jonathan writes:
If anyone is heading into Dunne’s in Douglas for some jacks roll… don’t bother…
Meanwhile…
A tenner for small 90ml bottle of hand sanitizer!
That is €110 a litre.
We need price controls to stop this profiteering by suppliers and retailers.
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— Paul Murphy (@paulmurphy_TD) March 9, 2020
Ah here.
Time for Plan b.
Earlier: How Much?
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Buy some surgical spirits and a tube of aftersun gel, mix and put in bottles.
If your household gets through more than 4 rolls of bog roll in two weeks then seek medical help.
Does it matter how many are in the household?
And that is why the coronavirus will be known as… Turd Flu.
What’s the story with the toilet paper hoarding?
Am I missing something
I thought it was our hands we were supposed to keep washing
Oh. Now hang on
Is this anything to do with the that’s what they want you to think people
Armageddon worried now!
If there’s a shortage of toilet paper, there will there be a run (ooppps….pun) on the free Independents in hotel lobbies?
Interestingly, a major toilet paper supply for us comes from the UK. Massive producer in the West Midlands, and massive producer in Swansea area. We get the ones where the perforations are not lined up properly dumped (oooppps….another pun) on us.
Please use both sides of the paper. Or shower after each No. 2.
Mary’s Make & Do-do gonna need a lot of pipe cleaners to make use of all them rolls.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Astraea1974/status/1236790414650347523
This will end badly. We need to get to the bottom of this. Some people have cheek in behaving like this. When you’re in a hole, stop di…. (continued p. 94 of TheJournal.ie comments)
You don’t need toilet paper. just put your right hand down between your legs and pull the handle with your left hand. Then with your right hand ready, quickly cup the fresh water from the flush up towards your bum hole to wash away any cling-ons. After, wash your hands and dab the wet from your bum with a towel or one square of paper if you’re afraid of skid marks. Probably because your diet is terrible. Healthy people should have a dry wipe anyway.
Would yiz not just run the garden hose in through the window? Or one of them pressure washers? That’d get rid of the dangleberries!