Tonight.

Douglas, Cork.

Jonathan writes:

If anyone is heading into Dunne’s in Douglas for some jacks roll… don’t bother…

Meanwhile…

Ah here.

Time for Plan b.

Earlier: How Much?

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13 thoughts on “Cleaned Out

  1. George

    If your household gets through more than 4 rolls of bog roll in two weeks then seek medical help.

  2. V

    What’s the story with the toilet paper hoarding?
    Am I missing something

    I thought it was our hands we were supposed to keep washing

    Oh. Now hang on

    Is this anything to do with the that’s what they want you to think people

  3. GiggidyGoo

    If there’s a shortage of toilet paper, there will there be a run (ooppps….pun) on the free Independents in hotel lobbies?

    Interestingly, a major toilet paper supply for us comes from the UK. Massive producer in the West Midlands, and massive producer in Swansea area. We get the ones where the perforations are not lined up properly dumped (oooppps….another pun) on us.

    Please use both sides of the paper. Or shower after each No. 2.

  4. Clampers Outside

    Mary’s Make & Do-do gonna need a lot of pipe cleaners to make use of all them rolls.

  5. Matt Pilates

    This will end badly. We need to get to the bottom of this. Some people have cheek in behaving like this. When you’re in a hole, stop di…. (continued p. 94 of TheJournal.ie comments)

  6. postmanpat

    You don’t need toilet paper. just put your right hand down between your legs and pull the handle with your left hand. Then with your right hand ready, quickly cup the fresh water from the flush up towards your bum hole to wash away any cling-ons. After, wash your hands and dab the wet from your bum with a towel or one square of paper if you’re afraid of skid marks. Probably because your diet is terrible. Healthy people should have a dry wipe anyway.

  7. Iggy

    Would yiz not just run the garden hose in through the window? Or one of them pressure washers? That’d get rid of the dangleberries!

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