5 thoughts on “Claironavirus

    1. Toe Up

      It’s survival of the fittest, says Qantas boss

      As we reported earlier, the Australian airline Qantas has reduced its flights by a quarter in the wake of falling demand for flights.

      Qantas chief executive Alan Joyce, who earned A$24m last year, will forgo his salary for the rest of the financial year. Staff will be asked to take unpaid annual leave to avoid job cuts as the business deals with the crisis.


    2. Ringsend Incinerator

      Gonna be great on DARTS tomorrow morning. Do backpacks count as part of the distance?

      1. Cian

        Top tip: if you want more space on the DART just cough and sneeze. Like magic you’ll get loads of space.

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