US President Donald Trump (right) has allegedly fallen out with his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani (left) and refusing to pay his $20k-a-day legal bills

It’s starting to look as though Trump
Is highly unlikely to stump
Up the steep legal fee
That he owes to Rudy
As he reckons his lawyer’s a chump

John Moynes

Reuters

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17 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. thefatlad

    Commenting on the report, Ken Frydman, who worked as Giuliani’s press secretary in the 1990s, said: “Lay down with dogs. Wake up with fleas and without $20,000 a day”.

    LOL!!!!

    1. Brother Barnabas

      put it on pay-per-view and trump could likely clear his debts

      perhaps suggest it via Twitter ?

      1. Otis Blue

        Trump shambling around the White House, all alone and mumbling to himself. Directed by Gus Van Sant in a “Last Days” style.

        Yeah, I’d watch that.

        1. Nigel

          Taking away his twitter account is like one of those badly designed, ethically challenged 1970s psychological experiments in isolation, attention deprivation and thwarted emotional cruelty.

  2. Hector Rameriz

    So after working with Trump, Giuliani could be down 20k a day and be disbarred from New York law association?

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke.

  3. ( ̄_, ̄ ) AKA Frilly Keane

    Explains the composition of his more recent Legal teams

    Big Firms, the grander name brands like
    Or a key heavy weight partner/ gun slinger
    Need a significant % of their fees cleared in advance
    Same everywhere, inc here btw

    Like all Sidney needed to do was get a photo op or two out of Trump
    and fundraise off that
    the Big Ticket firms wouldn’t dream of that carry on

  4. Nigel

    Amazingly enough, apparently he’s having trouble finding a lawyer to represent him at the Senate impeachment trial.

  5. Redundant Proofreaders Society

    Stop your fooling around,
    Time to straighten right out.
    Better think of your future
    Else you’ll wind up in jail.

    1. scottser

      How you get a rude and a reckless?
      Don’t you be so crude and feckless
      You been drinking brew for breakfast
      Rudie can’t fail

      1. Redundant Proofreaders Society

        Rudy’s on a train to nowhere, halfway down the line
        He don’t want to get there, but he needs time
        He ain’t sophisticated, nor well-educated
        After all the hours he wasted, still he needs time

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