The Brazil Butt Lift is the fastest growing cosmetic surgery in the world, despite the mounting number of deaths resulting from the procedure

Do you think that this might be the year
When you let surgeons sort out your rear?
Some experts advise
That it may not be wise
They think the whole thing’s a bum steer

John Moynes

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17 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Charger Salmons

    Poor old Nigel has caused another titter,
    He can’t tell the difference between a knee and a bu-

    I’ll get me coat.

  2. TheFerg

    Eh? Is nobody else gonna say it?
    Fine….the Guardian article leads with the peach emoji, which doesn’t mean “bum”, it means something else.
    The coloumist and editors would know that if they weren’t top of the list for de ‘rona jab, ok boomer?

    1. millie bobby brownie

      According to dictionary.com:

      Officially called the peach emoji, the butt emoji was first introduced in 2010 under Unicode 6.0. As its fuzzy, cleft appearance looks like a plump rear end, the peach emoji quickly came to stand for buttocks on social media and in text messages, especially a woman’s in sexual contexts.

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