The Brazil Butt Lift is the fastest growing cosmetic surgery in the world, despite the mounting number of deaths resulting from the procedure
Do you think that this might be the year
When you let surgeons sort out your rear?
Some experts advise
That it may not be wise
They think the whole thing’s a bum steer
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But why would you want a knee that sticks out so far?
…Nigel confirms what a few have suspected…he really doesn’t know his…
Poor old Nigel has caused another titter,
He can’t tell the difference between a knee and a bu-
I’ll get me coat.
bisted and Charger up an oak
happy that they got the joke
Sounds like Darwinism in action.
just do some fecking squats ffs
Now you know we’re gonna want proof that they work…
:)
You’ll get lines on your face
I didn’t say combine with constipated face lol
Or drink lots of beer? Far safer.
Eh? Is nobody else gonna say it?
Fine….the Guardian article leads with the peach emoji, which doesn’t mean “bum”, it means something else.
The coloumist and editors would know that if they weren’t top of the list for de ‘rona jab, ok boomer?
According to dictionary.com:
Officially called the peach emoji, the butt emoji was first introduced in 2010 under Unicode 6.0. As its fuzzy, cleft appearance looks like a plump rear end, the peach emoji quickly came to stand for buttocks on social media and in text messages, especially a woman’s in sexual contexts.
So what does it mean, if not a bum?
I need to know too, it’s basically the emoji I use for himself,
Sometimes a peach is just a peach?
sadface