A Limerick A Day

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Most people in the UK cannot name all parts of the vulva, according to new research

Most Britons are struggling to hunt
For the words for the bits on the front
Of a lady, downstairs
Behind all those hairs
But I reckon I could take a punt

John Moynes

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9 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Nigel

    Let me see, there’s the flans, the impedimentia, the gap of trilocosis, the hammer, the anvil, the stirrup, the lucky bone, the mandalorian, the womandalorian, the ovulom and the Chamber Of Secrets. is that everything?

  2. Paulus

    Fair play to Moynes he avoided
    the trap that not many a boy did.
    He shunned innuendos
    Not a word of crescendos
    brought on by vibrations the toy did.

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