21 thoughts on “Breakfast Of Champions

  1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

    that sounds positively disturbing, the flakes off a langer, no thanks boyyyyyy

      1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

        I’m only messing, I’m looking at a move to the west, clonakilty or skibereen in the running, fed up with this limbo suburbia, close to the cousins

        1. GiggidyGoo

          We’ll welcome you in Wexford Janet. We know how to treat people. Keep away from those Cork langers. They live in your ear. Always on the make. Clon is a hole to get to, and Skibereen is worse.
          What do you call a constipated Corkonian? Full of himself.
          Or the Cork fella with the inferiority complex? Thinks he’s as good as everyone else.

          1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

            tell us how you really feel :)
            looking at Wexford too ;)
            going to spend this year spending time in places to find the right fit

          2. GiggidyGoo

            Heh heh.
            You’ll have to be quick on the draw for Wexford. Anything decent lasts 2 days on Daft.ie and goes sale agreed.

          1. V aka Frilly Keane

            just so that you know
            By this time next year I’ll be out of the City as well
            but it won’t be to West Cork
            If I wanted an English accent I’d go back to Romford/ Dagenham to the Aunties

            BTW
            I’d have thought West Cork was as pricy as up your way Janie

          2. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

            nah it’s cheaper still, I’ll be right at home with all the French accents ;)

  2. paul

    I can imagine that they’d taste like the Lee but nobody would admit that that could be a bad thing.

    (the Liffey would be worse, for comparison).

  3. missred

    It’s funny he uses langer because John Kellogg, he who invented cornflakes as know them, was a mad puritan and his aim of a good breakfast was in fact to get sinful people to keep their hands off theirs….

    1. V aka Frilly Keane

      Really
      I think you’ve the wrong fella
      didn’t he have a health farm where he encouraged clients to climax to help their nerves
      or something like that
      didn’t he invent a ‘device’ for women to assist them achieve …. better health( ̄_, ̄ )

      or maybe I’ve the wrong fella
      don’t think so tho’

      1. missred

        He had a sanatorium alright, and he was a eugenicist. An early wellness expert, which is code for being no craic. But he was a seventh day adventist, so his bland cereal was for people’s digestion and almost definitely for resisting any tom hanking

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