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Last week, with a Dogs of Dublin print (above) by John Rooney (available at Jam Art Prints) on offer we asked you for your funniest/most memorable dog story.
Mark at Jam Art chose Janet’s multiple, Paris-based, slightly mucky, canine recollections, which included:
“OK, let’s go with the star of the 11 Arrondissement, a little Jackie named Kitcha, when she wasn’t working the decks she was quality-testing the Guinness (she knows to let it settle) and working the door as the best bouncer in Paris. People new to Paris I warmed to and liked who’d stray into my bar, I liked to take out to get ‘Janeted’. One young pup from Liverpool who is now a fast friend, I invited out to go clubbing after work, he says, ‘What about the dog? OK this is your bar but we are never going clubbing with the dog?’
“Kitcha led the way sans lead, as usual, always stopping before crossing the road for an ‘OK, Go’ sign, skips the line at the club and all you can hear are two huge bald bouncers screaming “Kitcha!” as she legs it in ahead of us to join the madness on the dance floor. She showed that Liverpool lad how it was done and he never looked back.”
“A dog is a good litmus test of any man or potential partner, herself snuck in when I was test driving a new lover and licked the poor sod on his arse mid coitus. The screams! She was right he had to go.”
Splutter!
Well done, Janet and thanks all.
The Jam Art Prints competition runs here every second Thursday.
Last week: Woof! There It Is
woooohoooooo ! absolutely delighted, big wet thank you
well deserved, J
Did you Winalot of these competitions?
I’ll get me bowl.
I meant to say to you I really enjoyed the “brown peepers” part of your poem, it has stuck with me rolling around in my head pleasantly
Yay! I got my poster from Jam Art last week after winning the rudie one and I chose the one with bottoms. Your doggie poster can give them a good sniff
I was so jel :) been dying to win one of these print comps
Ah, that’s ruff.. 3 losses in a row, wondering if there will ever be a runner up prize, but, I won’t cock my leg at the decision.. the better shaggy dog story won – a deserving winner… (though, I will always wonder what was on that young fellas glutinous Maximus that had your dog licking it mid coitus)
Well done J!
Well done Missy!
Well deserved!
Well done Janet, lovely prize for you!
Kitcha says thanks lads, she knew some good would come of her misspent youth