Actor William Shatner – Captain Kirk in ‘Star Trek’ (above) – hopes, at 90, to become the oldest person to reach space
A wonderful trip is in store
For an actor that we all adore
As Shatner will grace
The near edge of space
Where quite a few have gone before
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At first they thought he’s delirious
But the guy is deadly serious
His nonagenarian fun
Will set faces to stun
Cosmos bound is James Tiberius
I doth my cap sir, especially for working in “Tiberius”. :-)
…there’s nothing you Khaaannn’t! do, if you set your mind to it.
*I’ll get me quote… ;-)
Gonna be high
As a kite by then
https://youtu.be/5hARDXYz2io
Nothing can stop what’s coming Captain …. what do we do !?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6tvoHCO84
oh, to boldly go where he goes
and shoot off some photon torpedoes
at some dodgy klingons
while a green chick in chiffon
helps him out of his uniform speedos
Bravo – extra points for rhyming “Klingon” with “Chiffon” though i’m deducting a point for making me think of a Klingon in chiffon….
Now, what’s next? Oh yes, Knights in white satin ….
ferg, you sound like the type of chap who enjoys tribbles in ways they shouldn’t be enjoyed.
Donald Trump’s hair has ruined them for me @Scottser.