Authorities in Queensland, Australia surprised their Facebook followers with some splutter-inducing health advice
Health boffins who work in Queensland
Have said that you should use your hand
When you’re at your leisure
To give yourself pleasure
It’s a great way to keep feeling grand
Pic: Facebook
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the blind leading the blind ?
Aussies need the masses to placate themselves and not use all that pent up energy to rebel against the system
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
“No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger
Everyone…
That’s why I’m turning Japanese
I think I’m turning Japanese
I really think so…”
Pull the other one.
Feeling blue and have time and on yer hands?
Why not take them down south to yer glands!
A quick pedal and crank
Just to empty the tank
It’ll make you feel like a new man !
Heheheheheheh. No, but seriously, don’t waste your vital essence. Nofap ftw.
I was going for a smart response; but what with the blindness and the hairy hands…..:(
you know bodger; a spliff and a good five knuckle shuffle would probaby sort out a lot of your ‘issues’.
“Nofap” – I leaned something new today … :)
You and me both Ferg; but then we would say that wouldn’t we.
Hah – you know it Paulus!
I was going to reflexively attribute your comment to a incel / MRA reddit / Alex Jones-ish type of sentiment in you, but then I thought why not do at least 5 seconds research into it, see if my instincts could be proved right.
Lo and behold if anyone wants to google ‘vital essence nofap’ the first result is a reddit link where you’ll find such great info as the below:
“Conserve what is god given to you gentlemen. Unless you want to become a negative charge like a woman. We are positive charges. Men = Reason (Positive) Woman = Feeling (Negative)”
Further down the search page we also get lovely tweets like:
“Semen Retention = “The Great Spirit wants me to withhold my vital essence from unworthy women who would distract me from my transcendent commission.””
hmmmmmm.
No Oros, semen retention is an ancient practice. But first you have to stop watching the old porn. Can you manage that?
Yes the ancient practice of semen retention / online porn avoidance as told to us by the first reddit threads written 3500 years ago. Fascinating stuff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmacharya
I’m not sure what your point is. Something being an old tradition doesn’t prove its worth. Unless it’s a premise for a horror movie?
I have a note from my doctor…
A bum note?