Lie Back And Think Of Austria

at

‘The Fun Palast’, Vienna, Austria

This afternoon.

Vienna, Austria.

Via Sky News:

A brothel in Vienna is providing COVID-19 vaccinations and giving those who take up the offer vouchers for a free visit.

Fun Palast is hoping to increase vaccination rates, as well as client numbers which have dropped because of the pandemic…

…In exchange for a jab, visitors get a free 30-minute session in a “sauna club” with the “lady of their choice”.

Vaccination uptake levels in Austria are among the worst in western Europe leading the government to introduce tighter restrictions.

COVID-19: Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with ‘lady of their choice’ in exchange for coronavirus jab (Sky News)

Pic via MailOnline

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18 thoughts on “Lie Back And Think Of Austria

  1. Hank

    Please can we introduce that here just so I can see the coverage The Claire Byrne Show gives it, complete with their usual reenactments using props they found in the children’s TV department.

  2. Slightly Bemused

    Hah!

    Vienna was the first city I went to where as I walked down the street there were these little red lights.

    I was younger then, and did not understand the import. I thought they looked cute as I wandered to the next bar.

    Amsterdam came later

    1. GiggidyGoo

      I travelled from Amsterdam to Brussels by train once. On the approach to Brussels one passed a street, quite slowly, with women plying their wares in the ‘shop’ windows, early afternoon. O lordy. Quick our Father and a decade of the rosary, and some ice to keep down the swelling.

  3. K. Cavan

    Well, blow me, the sex workers are having to prostitute themselves now. So, if you allow the government to shoot it’s load into you, you get to reciprocate with a professional, notwithstanding that the government has probably been hammering most of these punters in the ass, long time.
    You can’t say that this campaign to inject the population with toxic gene therapy hasn’t been handled in a professional & serious way. There was me believing that the scumbucket De Blasio offering hamburger & fries, then 100 bucks for kids to be jabbed, was the nadir.
    How long before Just Eat launch a Just Jab service? Uber are already giving people a 20 euro voucher for car rides to the Jabba Hut. Any day now, governments will start employing big game hunters to stalk us & jab us with dart guns.
    “Take the shot, take the shot”.

  4. K. Cavan

    The music is weaving
    Haunting notes, plastic syringe
    The rhythm is calling
    Alone in the night as the daylight brings
    myocarditis
    The warmth of your hand and a cold needle
    It fades to the distance
    (Everybody!)
    It means nothing to meeeeee,
    This means nothing to meeeeee,
    Oh Viennaaaaa….

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