Because this is World Toilet Day
There’s something that I need to say
The folks at Irish Water
All feel that you ought to
Be careful what you flush away

John Moynes

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5 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day”

  1. Free Lunch

    Hang on now, John.

    It is Gender-neutral Toilet Day though?

    Into the lad’s jacks
    Havin’ the craic
    Looked under the door
    and there on the floor
    Was a handbag by Christian Dior.

    – Karl Lager, aged 13, NCAD.

      1. Micko

        “Sicko?” SICKO!

        You used that yesterday. You can’t use the same slur twice buddy boy. That’s lame and them’s the rules.

        Now pop off there and come up with something more original.

        I’ll wait…

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