A pilfering New Zealand puss called Keith (above) recently stole a trainer, a bong and underwear from neighbours
In Christchurch a larcenous cat
Has recently decided that
It’s possessed of the right
To steal what’s in sight
Which is causing a neighbourhood spat
Pic: Stuff. nz
John will return in the new year.
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I’ve heard of puss in boots, but puss in trainers, that’s a new one.