Don’t Clean Your Room

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38 thoughts on “Don’t Clean Your Room

        1. Cú Chulainn

          Shaking your duvet.. how about giving your friends duvet a good rummaging and a stiff flick of wrists to ensure a satisfactory release of any wrinkles.. the article says nothing about that being bad for you. I think the thing to take away from this is to ease off the onanistic duvet shaking and get some action with a friends duvet..

          1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

            find a friend with a silk set, who can cook and studied massage and I’ll shake that bad boy all day….it’s important to have dreams

  1. Kali

    But how vigorous is too vigorous, we really need guidelines and rules to protect ourselves and those around us from this horrendous task. One death is too many!

      1. Fergalito

        When shaking your quilt continental
        Don’t over-exert and go mental
        More so than a jog,
        Regardless of tog
        You might die of a cause consequential.

  2. SOQ

    Yes EVERYTING causes heart attacks now- apart from the you know what of course.

    Dr Peter McCullough recently stated that myocarditis in prepubescent boys was unheard of before these jabs- all for a disease that they are at near zero risk of developing- criminal.

    1. No more Maura

      Incoming knighthoods for Dr. Robert Malone, Dr Peter McCullough, Dr. Sam Malone and Dr. Delores Cahill when the whole cat comes finally out the friggin bag. Trying to stop the hearts of prepubescent boys under the arm of a fake pandemic, can they even get more criminal, jeepers wept.

  3. Slightly Bemused

    Forgive any spelling mistakes please – I had eye drops for a retina screen today and everything is fuzzy.

    I was always told make your bed first thing in the morning. There is even a famous speech by a US Admiral about it, to the effect that you start the day by accomplishing something, and no matter how the day goes, at least you have a bed to go back to. This is the link, if you are interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxBQLFLei70

    I, on the other hand, do not make my bed in the morning. Rather I pull the duvet and sheets back for at least a few hours. I do tidy the bottom sheet, but as it is fitted, that is not a chore, and prop the pillow up so that it is slanted against the headboard.

    There are two reasons for this. I sweat quite a lot at night, so this allows the bed clothes to dry out. Secondly, and never an issue at home, in many places there are bed bugs and dust mites. They do not like the sunlight which at the right time of day streams in through the window. This can kill them off, or at least reduce them.

    When at home, I will make the bed then before dinner, when at work when I get home as I change to more comfortable house lounging clothes.

    Either way, I do not shake the duvet – never needed to

      1. Slightly Bemused

        I have one of those small windows that can be opened slightly while still secured. It is always that way, and I mainly only open it wide when it is above freezing outside :-)

    1. No more Maura

      Startling similar to my own duvet routine there, the thought of the dustmites and god knows what else crawling all over the filthy mattress gives me the awful creeps. I do suffer an awful sweaty head myself too, time to get the haircut or lay off the cheap wine, heres a tip for you, instead of tilting the pillow at an angle as you, what I do is peg it a hanger and hag it off a rail, drys it right out.

      1. Slightly Bemused

        During the hottest, sweatiest months I put a hand towel inside the pillow case. Works a treat, but does need to be washed each time. Simple drying is not enough.

        But I like the idea of hanging the pillow. Must work out simplest way in my room

        1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

          what you need is old fashioned Irish linen linen, it’s so cool on the skin, I picked some up at auction, nothing breathes like it

    1. SOQ

      Especially those claiming to be from Ireland while obviously not.

      Maybe they just worked for RTÉ before remote working was a thing?

      Pretty sure that is how the current network manger got his job.

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