Correspondence described as “love letters” from North Korea’s Kim Jong-un had to be retrieved from Donald Trump after he improperly removed them from the White House

Trump often mentioned how Kim
Would write beautiful letters to him
And inspired such great awe
That he broke the law
But the chances of charges are slim

John Moynes

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9 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

    ” I dream of your tiny hands, massaging my …..ego, feeding me slivers of the hearts of our enemies”

    1. Micko

      “I write the best love letters. Nobody writes love letters better than me. Some people say I’m the best love letter writer in the world, mmmm hu”

  2. bisted

    …Ah John, for f***KS sake
    Give Donald and Kim a break
    Cant you do something about borders
    Pandemics or New World Orders
    Or do you prefer when there’s so little at stake?

  3. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

    in fairness, I deeply regret the bundle of love letters I binned, I’d love to have them now the temper has faded.

    1. Fergalito

      Tell me about it – i had a few as a teenager filled with rage and bad language and all kinds of stupid, self-absorbed navel-gazing nonsense (not much has changed). I hid them somewhere back in the home-place and now I have no idea where. It is for reasons of stupid, self-absorbed navel-gazing nonsense from the 14/15 year-old me that I would love to read them again, despite the doubtless cringe-inducing face-palming response I’d have to them. Gaeltacht and holiday-romances – the list is finite. I remember a final letter from a girl telling me that she could no longer write to me as her Mother was intercepting and reading my letters to her and Mother didn’t like the cut of my angry-teenager gib. Heart. Crushed.

      1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

        oh that’s brilliant,
        I got ones from a mad ski instructor who’s chalet I preferred to the bunk beds my brother had sorted in UCPA, he compared me to a greyhound I remember,
        I had a bundle from my x husband, our first year was long distance as I was finishing college, a beautiful mixture of pure filth, longing and love.
        I had a few from a sort of fan/ stalker too, I’m glad I binned them :)
        Kids today it’s all D picks I suppose

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