Donald Trump’s new social media app is available from today in the Apple App store

I’m sure it will cause great delight
To everyone on the alt-right
Trump’s app’s on the way
And top sources say
It’s a great place to talk lots of shite

John Moynes

Gett/Shutterstock

Sponsored Link

16 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. ANO

    It feels like Gettr has established itself as the place-to-be for people who couldn’t adhere to Twitter’s TOS so it’ll be interesting to see if this hits their traffic at all.

    1. The Millie Obnoxious™

      He has the best app, the BEST, all these other apps, they don’t know what they’re doing, but THIS app is the real deal.

  2. scottser

    I’m going to start a free-speech platform called ‘scutter’. you can say anything you want on it but those words will turn into balls of poo and be shot back to you, obscuring your screen. the more a ‘scut’ deviates from common sense using an algorithm of my invention, the more your keyboard will be disabled until you are only able type ‘i’m sorry for being such a willykwad’, after which your screen will refresh.
    winner winner chicken dinner.

    1. Otis Blue

      Could be well worth talking to Paddy Cosgrave and his trade show, tech bro’s on this one.

      Sound advice on flip, dilution, insider rounds, carry, ESOP and especially EBIT could make all the difference as you stride confidently towards unicorn status.

  3. Doxxy Chainsaw

    Finally a place where anti science mooseknuckles can roam free… Until a subscription is introduced.

  4. Ian-oG

    So. What.

    Will be curious to see how much they care about freeze peach when people starting saying not so lovely things about Donildo.

    I have a feeling and stop me if I am wrong here that him and his dribbling supporters want the right for them to say whatever like but not others. Crazy I know.

    1. hmmm

      I’m gonna stop you there ‘cos your wrong.

      Discussing things with people you disagree with is a great pleasure in life. One may even learn something.

Comments are closed.

Sponsored Link
Broadsheet.ie