Author Archives: Aaron McAllorum

Trigg is alive and well.

Despite reports here and elsewhere.

Trigg told reporters: “It was a futile protest to highlight grass and kennel conditions at my master’s home.”

(More as we get it)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPmjIXMFZnA&feature=player_embedded

This guy did on Friday night.

He chose a new screening of  2001: A Space Odyssey.

Good movie.

Very bad trip.

A 2001 Acid Freakout (IFC)

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It was like something from ancient Greece. 

If the ancient Grecians wore Speedo ‘budgie smugglers’.

They swam the Liffey on Saturday, so you don’t have to.

Now they glow in the dark.

(Photocall Ireland)

Hat’s off to Allan Cavanagh, of Caricatures Ireland for this little gem.

Why not have a go over the weekend?

On Monday we’ll assemble a slide show of the best.

And present it to President-so-elect, Fergs.

© Campaign To Elect Fergus

Anglo?

Nobody handed it to us. If we wanted fishy money we had to go down on a Moore Street trader. And we were happy to do it.

Golden times.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m very busy.

(Taken minutes ago in Stephen’s Green at the launch of 2010 Cannonball Race)

Well, she’s caused enough wrist injuries.

Badum. Tish.

On a girls’ night out.

But she was not – repeat not – monged out of her head.

12-Page Wrist Supplement in Monday’s Herald.

More as we get it.

(Photocall Ireland)

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We are experiencing unexpectedly high traffic from Def Leppard fansites (following yesterday’s Joe Elliot beer launch post).

If you are a fan and you’ve just joined us you’ll be happy to hear.

We’re all about the Lepp.

Fuck yeah.

Feast your eyes on the complete Joe Elliot/ Beer launch Slide-Show.

Fist bump. Horn sign.

(Photocall Ireland)


“I missed Dineen and I’m sort of ‘over’ Seasick Steve so I stayed in the Mindless Tent for most of the weekend.”

“Snap. I slept in one of those Native American tepees”

“Yurt?”

“You bet. They had blow-up futons.”

But you know what?

We’re probably going to vote for you anyway.

We’ve seen you’ve changed.

You’re not snakey or laddery anymore.

You’re thoughtful and cuddly.

We only ask you to consider a slight beard trim.

It’s not the 1870s after all. Lolz.

And, can a man have too much tweed?

Anyway. Get back to us.

Campaign To Elect Fergus For President

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Why I’m Running (Herald.ie)