Author Archives: Aaron McAllorum

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Look at her. All posh and prim.

Prince Charles?

It was far from Clarence House she was reared.

Oh yeah.

She’s never coming back is she?

Seoige The Only Sunshine In This Dreary Daybreak (Irish Independent)
Go To: Grainne: The Definitive Slide Show.

Yay. Dublin’s Convention Centre is opening today! 

Well done, Treasury Holdings.

The Irish Times are calling it the Cube with the Tube (LOLz).

We’re calling it The Convention Centre That Was Going To Have The Big Phallic Hotel Behind It Before Johnny Ronan Became Flaccid:

Ah 2007.

Why do you tease us so?

John Gormley has told RTE News he will be watching tonight’s documentary on our economic collapse with “great interest”.

Freefall (9.35pm, RTE 1) reveals the government was told of Anglo’s insolvency by executives from Bank of Ireland and AIB – hours before it signed off on the bank guarantee. 

This will be news to John because on that particular night he chose to stay in bed.

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Rain failed to dampen spirits blah blah Revellers danced into the night. They donned their wellies and forgot their troubles blah blah

“Sure where would you get it?” Said no one (because this is being written in a guesthouse) blah blah it’s more than a festival it’s a spiritual experience, lied a fellow hack 

Blah If Gerry was looking down from Heaven he’d be tapping his wellies.

See our 64-page supplement with more bullshit like this.

Includes pull-out map 

Blah

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More inappropriate outfits than a month of Wesley discos.

Yes it’s our future PILF (even though she doesn’t want the job).

Through the years.

50 magical images.

People think she’s her own daughter, etc.

(Photocall Ireland)