Author Archives: Aaron McAllorum

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Last girl standing.

Gone

She wasn’t even allowed tell management to fuck off live on air. That’s cold.

2FM Dumps Djs In Shake-Up (Irish Independent)

Maybe.

In other news, here’s the new 2fm line-up: Hector Hector (Breakfast), Tubridy (Gerry Ryan slot), Colm Hayes (in the middle of the morning. No Jims), Larry Gogan (the difficult lunchtime period), Rick O’Shea (afternoon-y – he’s our fave jock), Other Stuff (until midnight).

(Illustration: Niall O’Loughlin)

Seven day Cruise with George Hook – An unmissable opportunity.

For the first time ever, American Holidays is offering the opportunity to enjoy seven days on the high seas in the company of George Hook. Listen to George give seminars on ‘How to beat the recession’ and ‘Irish Rugby to the World Cup 2010′ as well as enjoying his usual craic and repartee whilst cruising around the Mediterranean!

Yours for only two grand.

Cruise With George (Travel News Ireland)

Broadsheet Favourite Line: “Guaranteed opportunity to dine with George during the cruise.”

The Nokia X3 (“The Candybar”).  Coming to Ireland in October.

Hmmm.

Nokia believes its 9.6mm thick, 5-megapixel with 4x digital zoom camera touting handset will surpass all previous hybrids.

Again. Hmmm.

So, what do you think of them apples?

Candybar Has Buttons and Touch Type (PC World)

We are now beyond irony.

We are on a plane of such weird Ireland’s Own-ness that it is difficult to breathe.

In Montrose today, Daithi O’ Se, hewn from a block of white Irish cheddar, met the 32 Roses competing for the greatest Lovely Girl competition of them all.

We’ve no money, we’re being drained of brains, Grainne’s going. This is what we have left. When people ask how much we hate ourselves, tell them: this much.

(Photocall Ireland)