Heuston station this morning as secondary picketing takes place at several locations associated with the Bus Éireann dispute
All cabinet ministers are
Awarded a driver and car
So they say “laissez faire”
For why would you care
About little folk when you’re a tsar?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Passing Out Parade, Garda College, Templemore, County Tipperary in 2015
The papers are now all abuzz
With scandals concerning the fuzz
To build up a stash
Of wrongly lodged cash
Is just what an officer does.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Spare a thought for the poor northern bloke
Who picks up a chilled can of coke
What he tastes in the can
May have spilled from a man
It’s enough to make anyone choke.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Today’s UK Daily Mail
When Great Britain wakes up and begs
For news then the tabloid world’s dregs
Are certain to fail
For those at the Mail
Have just learned that women have legs.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Minister for Transport Shane Ross
Some air bosses are asking why
Ross showed up and then said goodbye
Their proposals are just
On his shelf, gathering dust
If he’s winging it why should they try?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
US President Donald Trump at a rally in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday
The fate of a nation’s healthcare
Is suddenly up in the air
They can’t reach accord
And the president’s bored
It’s all gone the shape of a pear.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (including Imposters, above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Garda Reservists in Templemore College, County Tipperary in 2014
Do you like to dress up in blue
And tell normal folk what to do?
Well if you’ve got the nerve
For the Garda Reserve
Then all of your dreams can come true.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Ceann Comhairle Seán Ó’Fearghaíl
A TD who’s no fashion plate
Is a menace to our little state
The lack of a tie
Makes the simple folk cry
We need pinstripes to make Ireland great.
John Moynes
RTÉ/Rollingnews
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Met Éireann would like you know
It’s about to turn freezing and so
Watch your step on the ice
For a fall’s never nice
And don’t drive too fast in the snow.
John Moynes
Meanwhile…
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
Taoiseach Enda Kenny with Leo Varadkar (right( and Simon Coveney
Simon and Leo both say
That they’re not expecting delay
But both men must wait
To find out their fate
As Enda still won’t name the day.
John Moynes
Sam Boal/Rollingnews
Meanwhile…
Scenes Of Moderate Violence, the debut collection of poems from John Moynes (above), is currently being crowdfunded.
You can support John’s work here.
