Brendan O’Carroll as Mrs Brown in BBC’s Mrs. Brown’s Boys
A fictional woman called Brown
Is the latest talk of the town
It seems her chat show
Is now good to go
Which will make the highbrow types frown.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
Brendan O’Carroll as Mrs Brown in BBC’s Mrs. Brown’s Boys
A fictional woman called Brown
Is the latest talk of the town
It seems her chat show
Is now good to go
Which will make the highbrow types frown.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
UK Prime Minister Theresa May on multiple Television screens in Arnotts, Dublin 1 yesterday
Three cheers for Prime Minister May
Who set out her stall yesterday
But no one’s afraid
Of the threats that she made
As she led her country astray.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Vincent Kearns with the first ticket yesterday at Ticketmaster in St Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre for the band’s concert in Croke Park on July 22.
Fans of Bono and his music say
They’ll get tickets somehow, anyway
But it seems a bit bad
Even verging on mad
When a single seat goes for 2k.
John Moynes
Pic: Rollingnews.ie
Do you feel a little bit blue?
As if your life’s going askew?
The newspapers say
It’s the fault of this day
But I think they know it’s not true.
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
Ex-agent Christopher Steele
Is having a rotten ordeal
The things that he spied
Means he now has to hide
Which is tiresome and far from ideal.
John Moynes
King Arthur Pendragon believes parking fees at Stonehenge are “an illegal charge”
The druids cannot park a bike
At Stonehenge whenever they like
Will their day in court
Let them make a retort
Or has Britain become a new Reich?
John Moynes
Pic: PA
Apollo House
There’s a temple to the sun god
On Dublin’s darkest street
We cleared it out, we’re knocking it
And building something sleek
But they came from the shadows
On Dublin’s darkest street
And opened empty chambers
So they could bless the meek
I wake up in Rathfarnham
The light blows cold from Wicklow hills
And no one chokes and vomits
In doorways during winter chills
I’m not a social worker
I don’t understand the facts
I don’t know if this will work
But I’ll salute the acts
Of those who clear the temples
Of rotting gods and greed
And in that place put beds and books
Give people what they need.
There’s a temple to the future
Where a sun begins to rise
As fine a gesture of this clan
As Dublin could devise.
John Moynes
Earlier: Chain Reaction
Thanks Frankie
Sam Boal/Rollingnews
Poor Donald just wanted to see
A prostitute taking a wee
On another girl’s head
In Obama’s old bed
Which apparently filled him with glee.
John Moynes
His followers all will attest
That Francis is simply the best
He says kids should be seen
Inside the Sistine
So it’s fine to feed them from the breast.
John Moynes
Pic: AP