If you’re swimming you’d best watch your back,
Our whole species is under attack,
For that monster: the shark,
Thinks it a great lark,
To take you as a mid morning snack.
John Moynes
(Alamy)
Author Archives: John Moynes
Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams,
There isn’t a gangland you know,
It’s a media invention and so,
A jury of peers,
Will be free from all fears,
And will not let murderers go.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
A bright cheery fellow named Van,
Discovered young Charlie’s a fan,
Then to his delight,
He made him a knight,
Which is something not many folk can.
John Moynes
(Getty)
Some people are blowing a fuse,
At a prominent provo called Hughes,
He’ll be doing a jig,
At a fundraising gig,
Wearing sequins and bright shiny shoes.
John Moynes
(Sinn Féin)
North Korea plans to use ballistic missile technology
A satellite from the far east,
Means everyone’s fears are increased,
Our friend Kim Jong-un,
Just wants to have fun,
But his neighbours all think him a beast.
John Moynes
(Getty)
US Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (above) emerged as the Republican front-runner in the Iowa caucus last night
Remember that fellow called Trump?
His figures have started to slump,
The Don didn’t choose,
To go out and lose,
But Teddy Boy gave him a thump.
John Moynes
(AP)
Dr Omar Hassan, who mistook an Xray of an ankle for an arm
A doctor’s a chap who should know,
A sore foot from a broken elbow,
And if he gets it wrong,
Just send him along,
With a reference that can’t help but glow.
John Moynes
(Examiner)
In Cheshire they’re trying to trace,
A man with a badly drawn face,
And a short stubby beard,
That looks downright weird,
The whole thing’s a shoddy disgrace.
John Moynes
(Chesire Police)
The proud Irish brand Supermac’s,
Is subject to savage attacks,
They won’t let it trade,
With the name that it’s made,
By selling its nutritious snacks.
John Moynes
(Supermac’s)
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani opens a book he gave to Pope Francis as a gift at the Vatican on Tuesday.
I see the top chaps from Iran,
Will soon tuck into foie gras and flan,
Though they may skip the wine,
When they sit down to dine,
On a meal served with Gallic élan.
John Moynes
(AFP)