At Broadsheet we’re big fans of Kim,
But some folk aren’t as fond of him,
They’ll scheme and they’ll plot,
Until Kim has them shot,
But their chances of winning are slim.
John Moynes
(Guardian)
Author Archives: John Moynes
One thing that commuters all dread,
Is a gentleman who likes to spread,
His legs. If you please,
Just pull in your knees,
Or you’ll have the police seeing red.
John Moynes
(Jezebel)
An article by Denis O’Brien in today’s Irish Times
I read that our old Maltese mate,
Is currently feeling the hate,
He sees with a frown,
That the plebs won’t lie down,
Oh when will his nightmare abate?
John Moynes
(Irish Times)
While equality had us distracted,
A ruling of court was enacted,
You’ll just have to guess,
What’s behind this whole mess,
As today all the news is redacted.
John Moynes
Outties.
Inspired by the 2015 denims worn by Marty McFly in Back to the Future 2 (1989).
And about to be Made in Ireland with YOUR help!
Ross O’Mullane writes:
I’ve been working for the past few months on making a pair of inside out jeans – and just launched a kickstarter campaign… I wonder if you could help get the ball rolling on it by giving it a little push?
Outties: The Inside Out Jeans inspired by Back to the Future (Kickstarter)
Your right to give children a whack,
Is suddenly under attack,
From those who do good,
I wish that they would,
Cut hard working parents some slack.
John Moynes
(ThinkStock)
That popular fellow Sepp Blatter,
Is embroiled in a delicate matter,
The yanks lifted six,
Of his top sidekicks,
And are sitting them down for a natter.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
Fianna Fail leader Michael Martin and Senator Averil Power
In Fianna Fáil’s victory hour,
The atmosphere turned a bit sour,
They picked up a seat,
But it looks like defeat,
As the party is left without Power.
John Moynes
(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
Dun Laoghaire, Co Dublin
It seems that teenagers should not,
Go joy riding in a fast yacht,
It’ll all come a cropper,
When the Garda chopper,
Leaves the kids in a tight spot.
John Moynes
(TripAdvisor)
The Jeanie Johnston arrives in Dublin in 2002
This morning, before you go vote,
Spare a thought for this replica boat,
It looks nice and grand,
Down in the dockland,
But I can’t see how it stays afloat.
John Moynes
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)