From left: Brian O’Donnell, son Blake and daughter Alexandra leaving the High Court yesterday evening.
The courts must decide now what will,
Be done with the house on Gorse Hill,
As a clan with no cash,
Make a big media splash,
And run up a huge legal bill.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
Miriam O’Callaghan and Ryan Tubridy at yesterday’s RTÉ International Player app launch
Television fans should be aware,
While gazing at Miriam’s hair,
That feast for the eyes,
Is a tissue of lies,
And I for one think it’s not fair.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
Ireland rugby scrum half Conor Murray
For Ireland to win they must not,
Play like some simple robot,
But when in the scrum,
They should plan some,
Surprises and then score a lot.
John Moynes
(RBS6nations)
It raises my spirits to see,
Our hero, the great D O’B,
Receive such acclaim,
For winning the game,
And gathering so much money.
John Moynes
(Photocall Ireland)
Michael O’Leary, Ryanair CEO
Though the fellow who runs Ryanair,
Drives all decent folk to despair,
“He’s the man for the job!”
Say the Bilderberg mob,
Inviting him into their lair.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
I know that it’s not on at all,
To laugh when someone has a fall,
But be honest it’s,
The one bit of the Brits,
That people will ever recall.
John Moynes
(Getty)
With duties this high you know you’ll,
Not want to be played for a fool,
So go to the border,
And place a big order,
And fill up with tax exempt fuel.
John Moynes
From left: Oscar 2105 2014 winners JK Simmons, Patricia Arquette, Julianne Moore, Eddie Redmayne
It’s easy to sneer and to mock,
When Hollywood stops to take stock,
Who cares what they pick,
As the year’s greatest flick?
Just tell me who wore a nice frock.
John Moynes
(ABC)
