Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe
A charming old fellow called Bob,
Has spent many years in his job,
So his country will make,
A rich tasting cake,
For Mugabe to stuff down his gob.
John Moynes
(EPA)
Author Archives: John Moynes
Require challenging measures.
Actor Alan Cumming responds to the US FDA‘s decision to allow gay and bisexual men to donate blood.
But only if they remain celibate for one year.
Cumming.
He’s heard all the jokes.
Stephanie Roche
In Texas a proud soccer coach,
Has announced that he’s managed to poach,
With offers of cash,
From the rich Houston Dash,
Our number one footballer, Roche.
John Moynes
(Getty)
I’ll miss those nice fellows who greet,
You each metre or two on the street,
When their outsretched hands,
And endless demands,
Are oppressed by our vicious elite.
John Moynes
(Photocall ireland)
All the Doctors.
A new work by Irish artist Liam Delaney.
You still can’t beat Tom Baker, in fairness. Or David Tennant, for that matter.
Previously: Run, You Clever Boy, And Remember
FIGHT!
Brian Damage
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‘sup?
Brians have expressed “outrage” that a Thames Valley Police horse of the same name may have it changed to a more “god-like” one such as Hercules.
The six-year-old horse is on trial with the mounted section, but if he passes various tests he will be Brian no more….
Ah here.
Brians ‘outraged’ by police Brian horse name change plan (BBC)
(BBC)
Veronica Guerin in 1991
In Dublin the Shinners have said,
That we shouldn’t remember the dead,
And a journalist shot,
Is sad but they’ll not,
Let the plans for her name go ahead.
John Moynes
(Photocall Ireland)
A kettle’s come under attack,
From a pot who reckons it’s black,
Now it’s breeding time so,
Remember to go,
Unprotected while you’re in the sack.
John Moynes
(Times)