All right thinking folk will concede,
That our youngsters know just what they need,
So light up some skunk,
And pull on a green funk,
We’re the best little country for weed.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
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Grand Canal, Mespil Road, Dublin 2 today.
A giant inflatable pedestrian bridge blown up by HB Ice cream as part of their Ice Cream Commutes campaign.
Oh go on then.
Also HB classics such as ‘Twisters’, ‘Loop the Loops’ and the controversial Calippos are being given away to those who tweet or post a picture of themselves on the bridge #HBGoodbyeSerious.
RUN!
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
For the life of me I cannot see,
Why a culchie would want a degree,
They’re wasting resources,
That could go on courses,
For decent folk like you and me.
John Moynes
In his charming and warm folksy way,
He let every rose have her day,
But again, from Tralee,
Three more hours of TV,
Have we reached peak Daithí Ó’Sé?
John Moynes
(RTE)
We all felt austerity’s bite,
But I’m sure that you’ll think it quite right,
That poor old TDs,
Don’t pay their own fees,
To set their first language aright.
John Moynes
As every reporter will know,
In August the news can be slow,
So they write what they please,
About a disease,
That’s highly unlikely to show.
John Moynes
(HealthSite)
Supermac’s, Essex Street, Temple Bar, Dublin: ‘too traditional’
In Dublin a bright planning Tsar,
Made a ruling that’s rather bizarre,
He says it’s no good,
To make shopfronts from wood,
If you want to work in Temple Bar.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
From left: Jodie Moloney, Kelly Quinn and Kelly Blake from St Nessan’s Community College in Limerick this morning
Today all our youngsters will see,
If they’ve earned a shot at a degree,
They’ve worked hard for this,
Four whole years on the piss,
In that hellhole they call UCD.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall ireland)
Drug enthusiasts are sure to know,
About speed, about hash, about blow,
But it seems that caffeine,
Is the king of the scene,
So brew up and get tanked on Joe.
John Moynes
Pic: CoffeeAddict