And you thought a bucket of ice,
Takes courage, well that’s very nice,
But burning the rag,
ISIS use as a flag,
Is a riskier roll of the dice.
John Moynes
Author Archives: John Moynes
This morning at the LRC,
Both parties began to agree,
There won’t be a strike,
So you don’t need your bike,
When travelling from A to B.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
We all know nobody would choose,
When reporting the latest sports news,
To be hit on the head,
With a toy used in bed,
An assault that one cannot excuse.
John Moynes
It’s creepy and evil and rude,
To steal a photo of a nude,
Even if they’re well known,
You can’t hack their phone,
And let all their secrets be viewed.
John Moynes
The airlines are quaking with dread,
As the Icelandic warning turns red,
If you’ve people to see,
Away over the sea,
Maybe travel by ferry instead.
John Moynes
[EPA]
In campaigning there’s one golden rule,
If you try it I’m certain that you’ll,
Find out you cannot,
Win over a Scot,
If they think you think them a fool.
John Moynes
Ryanair marketing boss Kenny Jacobs with cabin staff Malwina Reilly (left) and Georgia Hogan
The lovely folk at Ryanair,
Now offer an inflated fare,
So the business elite,
Can get the best seat,
And bring a big bag, and a spare.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Commemorating the 200th anniversary of burning the White House. Only sparklers this time! pic.twitter.com/QIDBQTBmmL
— British Embassy (@UKinUSA) August 24, 2014
For parties it’s witty to bake,
An amusing and well designed cake,
But the house of your host,
Getting turned into toast,
Is a faux pas that one should not make.
John Moynes
Lidl’s new ‘Approved By You’ campaign definitely has a bit of a masonic thing going on: pic.twitter.com/ZpVlB1VZwa
— James Kelleher (@etienneshrdlu) August 25, 2014
The poindexters who work in Met,
Eireann have issued a threat,
There’ll be a big flood,
So watch out or you could,
End up angry and freezing and wet.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)