[Paddy Cosgrave]
If you’re desperate to go out and work,
For an arrogant half-witted jerk,
Just assert your degree,
Is one from TCD,
To impress the sad starry-eyed berk.
John Moynes BA (Hons)
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
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For too long the scandal dragged on,
And at long last he’s quit and he’s gone,
But while folk gloat and cheer,
They question, and fear,
Can Finance survive without John?
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
Right so.
A parking meter, Dun Laoghaire, Co Dublin this afternoon.
[Russia’s Tolmachevy Sister perform last night in Copenhagen, Denmark]
I just can’t begin to think who,
Would ever see Russians and boo,
Must these musical twins,
Pay for Vladimir’s sins?
Please tell me that this isn’t true.
John Moynes
(AP)
The numbers are all good again,
According to wise foreign men,
Let’s simply assume,
We won’t screw up this boom,
We’re smarter than we were back then.
John Moynes
(EC)
I was shocked when I heard people say,
They arrested the beard yesterday.
We’ve all made peace and,
Drawn a line in the sand,
And he wasn’t in the IRA.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
In the old days one would look askance,
At people who frolic and prance,
Till Michael and Jean,
Arrived on the scene,
And made the world love Riverdance.
John Moynes
(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall ireland)
At the GRA’s annual lark,
Their boss made a shocking remark,
He’d quite like a gun,
That won’t kill but will stun,
Mr Parker seems like a bright spark.
John Moynes
(Demotix)
As the Vatican struggles to paint,
Over decades of scandal and taint,
For some reason they reckoned,
That John Paul the Second,
Was the perfect man to make a saint.
John Moynes
(AP)