[Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu]
Israel has decided to freeze,
American efforts to ease,
The horrors and fears,
That all we’ve all watched for years,
They’re holding the balls, so they squeeze.
John Moynes
(AP)
Author Archives: John Moynes
[Ronan (top) and ‘Ulysses’ (above)]
Johnny Ronan has plans to bestow,
Some money on NAMA although,
He would prefer not,
To hand over his yacht,
No he said no he said no.
John Moynes
(Photocall Ireland)
The headlines are all looking grave,
For Ruairi, who yesterday gave,
An unpopular speech,
To people who teach,
And also like to misbehave.
John Moynes
(RTE)
The pram has thrown out all the toys,
In a day full of fury and noise,
This news will shock all,
Those who don’t watch football,
Man United have let go of Moyes.
David John Moyes Moynes
(Twitter)
I’m sure that you all will agree,
This news is a good thing to see,
Despite all our fears,
A jury of peers,
Let our national hero go free.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
In Kerry they feel at a loss,
For their council room lacks a big cross,
To stand proud between,
Some crook, some gombeen,
And some slimy political boss.
John Moynes
[Wind turbines outside Roscrea, Co Tipperary]
Some organised and disciplined,
Protestors will take on the wind,
They’ll march day and night,
And keep up the fight,
Till they get our whole atmosphere binned.
John Moynes
(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall ireland)
There’s little in life that compares,
To the strangeness of foreign affairs,
While Ukraine faces war,
Some people are more,
Concerned with the price of their shares.
John Moynes
(Irish Times)
This morning we must bid adieu,
To the brilliant and glorious Sue,
And take time to extol,
The great Adrian Mole,
So well written, and funny, and true.
John Moynes
(Rex)