Some words on a newspaper page,
Have theatrical types in a rage,
They don’t want us to know,
That what they put on show,
Doesn’t merit a national stage.
John Moynes
(Irish Times)
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I’m surprised to hear anyone say,
That there may be a way for a gay,
To cure the disease,
That put him on his knees,
And made him so desperate to pray.
John Moynes
Thanks Buzz
Young females who keep themselves clean,
May soon disappear from the scene,
Says a Galway TD,
Who can’t stand to see,
A less than immaculate teen.
John Moynes
(Getty)
They’re thinking of naming the Spire,
After someone that people admire,
Should they go with Mandela,
Or some other fella,
Who’s now in the heavenly choir?
John Moynes
Like me, were U slightly perplexed,
2 hear of the end of the text?
I found it a gr8,
Way 2 chat 2 a m8,
I dread 2 think what’s coming next.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
Mr Tierney, our top water chap,
Has got himself into a flap,
Since he paid a high fee,
To set up some I.T.,
It’s time someone turned off the tap.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
[Dr Joseph Roche, of the Science Gallery, Dublin]
A boffin from County Kildare,
Says that he wants to boldly go where,
No one’s been before,
A whole world to explore,
But it’s one-way, which seems quite unfair.
John Moynes
Pic: Joseph Roche
If you’re young and unmarried and Swiss,
And looking for work, perhaps this,
Papal job may appeal,
That is, if you feel,
In the mood for a clerical kiss.
John Moynes
(Getty)