Let us now take a moment to think,
Why the Scots are so fond of the drink
The ideas of A Neil,
Are bound to appeal,
To those who’re convinced Tories stink.
John Moynes
(BBC)
Author Archives: John Moynes
A weekend of bad news and shocks,
Was in store for the poor Madam Knox,
She’d got off scot free,
But now it seems she,
Might spend decades behind foreign locks.
John Moynes
(ABC)
They’re sending the staff home, although,
The workers have a healthy glow,
I hope you understand,
While the plant’s undermanned,
We just have to hope it won’t blow.
John Moynes
Last summer the absence of rain,
Made drinkers avoid pints of plain,
Our economy’s hurt,
So pull on the green shirt,
And this year try not to abstain.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
We gather together to mourn,
An object which used to adorn,
The home of a dancer,
Before some low chancer,
Got his hands on the poor fellow’s horn.
John Moynes
(Examiner.ie)
Any excuse.
When a parcel falls into the lap,
Of a healthy young lady or chap,
You know that they’ll stop,
To have a quick pop,
Of our old friend; the great Bubble Wrap.
John Moynes
Old Enda has pulled off a trick,
As Facebook just gave him a click,
All they really “Like”,
Is there’ll be no tax hike,
While the rest of us think he’s a dick.
John Moynes
