It seems that our old comrade Pat,
Has finally concluded that,
Some people’s ambition,
Has ruined our mission,
And that isn’t where his heart’s at.

John Moynes

(Laura Hutton/Photocall ireland)

Some wonderful news has come through,
For fans of that Pope, JP2,
He’s found a quick ride,
To God’s right hand side,
Now that miracle two’s proven true.

John Moynes

(Pic: Vatican radio)

A magnificent literary horde,
In Trinity College is stored,
But taking a look,
At some ancient old book.
Will leave teenage girls feeling bored.

John Moynes

(AP)

The latest opinion poll seems,
Like the answer to Fianna Fáil dreams,
The country just flirted,
With nasty blueshirted,
Ideas, but they’re changing back teams.

John Moynes

Graph: Irish Times

Excitable right-winger Beck,
Has said that he’s planning to wreck,
The American state,
But this carries no weight,
As he’s several cards short of a deck.

John Moynes

(Yahoo)

When writing a menu for guests,
A chef will hear some strange requests,
But they must have asked “Why?”,
When ordered to fry,
Some prime ministerial breasts.

John Moynes

(Reuters)

Ed Snowden in Hong Kong last week,
Decided that he’d take a leak,
Which was quite a surprise,
To all his fellow spies,
When he dumped them right into shit creek.

John Moynes

(Facebook)