The protesting crowd are dismayed,
That our army and cops are arrayed,
Alongside the G8,
But we’ll leave them there late,
Once Obama goes home we’ll invade.
John Moynes
(G8)
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The chamber they’re planning to axe,
Is where failed politicians relax,
While boosting their pension,
And seeking attention,
And getting their hands on our tax.
John Moynes
Pic: Seanad
Best of luck to those sitting the Leaving,
I hope and pray you’ve been receiving,
Enough education,
For your mind’s formation,
If not, you face decades of grieving.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
So now Eamon Gilmore has said,
That he’s selling some white and some red,
Our guests will be fine,
Knocking back Lidl wine,
And eating a crust of dry bread.
John Moynes
Pics: Wine Collector
In the toughest debate of the year,
Micheál Martin steps forth without fear,
Like a worn-out lame duck,
He passes the buck,
In the hope it might save his career.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
I really do find it quite strange,
For a country that likes to arrange,
The cheapest childcare,
Then when we get a scare,
We promise this time things will change.
John Moynes
Pic: Examiner
So Reilly is trying to coax,
Youngsters away from the smokes,
By simply demanding,
And end to all branding,
Designed to attract younger folks.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
The government wants to resume,
Our long-frozen property boom,
This country we’ll fix,
With mortar and bricks,
And a thousand green shoots soon will bloom.
John Moynes
Earlier: Breakfast Rolls For All
In fairness we must give a nod,
To the Mail, who discovered that BO’D
And Tubridy look,
Like they won’t be mistook,
For a couple of peas in a pod.
John Moynes
(Mail)
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Oh no.
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