It’s got to the stage that the guards,
Are marching and giving out yards,
And it’s scary but true,
That a dose of blue flu,
Could Shatter this whole house of cards.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
Author Archives: John Moynes
I really don’t mean to besmirch,
The Pope as his Cardinals search,
For a man full of praise,
Who can take on the gays,
Who seem to be running the church.
John Moynes
Pic LGBTQNation
It’s not often that limerick nerds,
End up at a loss for words,
Like when folk in Kentucky,
Are all so unlucky,
They get starring roles in The Birds.
John Moynes
Pic: NewsChannel5.com
Ms Mantel, who once wrote Wolf Hall,
Lost her chance of an Honours List call,
The instant when Hilary,
Decided to pillory,
Kate, which was quite a curve ball.
John Moynes
(Sky)
According to all of the spinners,
FF are opinion poll winners,
But bould Michéal Martin,
Denies that he’s startin’
To make friends with those filthy Shinners.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
From high in the Chelyabinsk sky,
A large burning boulder did fly,
This infernal flier,
Gave off balls of fire,
Be thankful nobody did die
John Moynes
(Liveleak)
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Today is Saint Valentine’s Day,
When lovers both old and young pray,
Their chocolates and flowers,
And seductive powers,
Will win them a roll in the hay.
John Moynes
Via Shiloh postcards
Stay away from The Heart Attack Grill,
Or it’s menu may leave you quite ill,
At least take a break,
From the extra fat shake,
Before you learn that cooks can kill.
John Moynes
(Getty)