Author Archives: John Moynes

US President Donald Trump returns to the White House after news media declared Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden to be the winner of the 2020 presidential election

This weekend we had a nice treat
We got to watch Donald’s defeat
But though the game’s lost
He will, at great cost
Be mounting a fighting retreat

John Moynes

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US President Donald Trump will contest the 2024 election should he lose this year, his former White House Chief of Staff has revealed

What do you think that you’ll do
When at long last you’re age eighty two?
Well the President’s men
Think that he’ll run again
And everything they say is true

John Moynes

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Alldi (above) and Lidl will no longer sell ‘middle-aisle’ products during Level 5 after bowing to government pressure

If the thought of a shop’s middle aisle
Is something that leads you to smile
Then I’ve got bad news
As it looks like they’ll choose
To give them a rest for a while

John Moynes

Pic: Twitter

A record-breaking deal involving the purchase of Pokémon trading cards -livestreamed on the internet – ended in chaos when the rare first-edition haul turned out to be fake

Personally I’d find it hard
To shell out for a Pokémon card
As there’s fraudsters who make
A plausible fake
So buyers should be on their guard

John Moynes

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