Former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has called for a curb on immigration in Europe to ‘stop the rise’ of the far right
You won’t see a sorrier sight
Than a loser who jumps to the right
And tries to outflank
The orange skinned crank
By spouting the same racist shite
John Moynes
Pic: Associated Press
New research suggests a third of eight-year-old boys are playing over-18s computer games
It would be a terrible shame
If a child gets a fright from a game
But if your little tot
Sees something they should not
You only have yourself to blame
John Moynes
Pic: DigitalTrends
Secret systems have been developed to ensure pilots who hate each other are never working on the same flight.
When thousands of feet in the air
One hopes the pilots all share
An outlook on life
That won’t lead to strife
And that neither have clicked “Do Not Pair“
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
UK Prime Minister Theresa May is facing calls to stand aside
Some Tories decided to lie
To make their great Brexit pig fly
But the best of their schemes
Were only pipe dreams
So they’re hanging Theresa to dry
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Vegan steak is now available at Tesco Ireland stores
In Holland they’ve started to make
A cunning and audacious fake
This slimy Dutch treat
Contains bugger all meat
So it certainly isn’t a steak
John Moynes
Pic: Reddit
Meanwhile…
@broadsheet_ie About those Vegan burgers… pic.twitter.com/6HaIhnffsn
— Paul Flynn (@Iwerzon) November 15, 2018
Ah here.
Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May
It’s going to be a tough day
For embattled Prime Minister May
But if it goes well
She’ll just have to sell
Her deal to all of the UK
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Last night: Breakthrough
Some pilots are wondering why
They saw a bright light in the sky
Though it gave them a shock
It was just burning rock
And E.T. was not passing by
John Moynes
Video via Dublin Aviation
Jim Daly exiting the Wild Atlantic Pool in Baltimore with the help of Jenny and Sekeeta. (Photo: Anne Minihane). pic.twitter.com/nVi5zKnmbR
— The Southern Star (@SouthernStarIRL) November 9, 2018
Jim Daly, junior Minister for Health and Older People, emerges following a slip in the Wild Atlantic Pool
If you’re launching a new swimming pool
Please stick to this one simple rule
It will all work our grand
If you stay on dry land
Don’t fall in; you’ll look like a fool
John Moynes
