Author Archives: John Moynes

UK Prime Minister Theresa May and her former brexit minister Steve Baker

Steve Baker, a hard Brexiteer
Has made his position quite clear
If the cabinet go
For a deal he’ll vote no
Is May reaching her final frontier?

John Moynes

Pics: Getty

The ‘Fuhrer Cake’ brought into an Australian classroom by a school employee

An Australian decided to take
His left over swastika cake
To distribute at school
Thus breaking a rule
What a jaw-dropping error to make

John Moynes

Pic: Sydney Morning Herald

 Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Minister for Health Simon Harris

With the health service feeling the pinch
The government can’t give an inch
There’ll be no festive cheer
For medics this year
As Leo is playing the Grinch.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Tim Berners-Lee at the opening of the Web Summit 2018 in Lisbon last night

Some boffin called Tim Berners-Lee
Thinks the internet can grow to be
A place of delights
Where people have rights
But that’s something that I don’t foresee

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and UK Prime Minister Theresa May in Brussels. Belgium last month

Apparently Britain now seeks
A deal that will last just twelve weeks
After which they can order
A brand new hard border
They’re talking out of their arse cheeks

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Meanwhile…

Hmm.

Organisers have blamed rain and RTÉ for the low turnout at the Papal Mass in Phoenix Park last August

I think that we all can agree
Each one of us wanted to be
In a park with the Pope
But we just couldn’t cope
With some rain, so we watched on TV

John Moynes

The first official Dublin Monopoly game favours tourist spots over residential addresses

I want to know who is to blame
For destroying a once-favourite game
The streets we adored
Are gone from the board
Which strikes me as rather a shame

John Moynes

Peter Casey speaking at the Presidential election centre in Dublin Castle on Saturday

So Casey has made an advance
Which FF turned down at first glance
But some in the party
Replied with a hearty
Cry of “let’s give Pete a chance.”

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Fianna Fáil TD Éamon O Cuiv (left) and Senator Mark Daly with Sorcha McAnespy after a party meeting in Tyrone yesterday evening.

A shocking new curve ball was thrown
By Éamon and Mark in Tyrone
When they claimed a new field
But their party revealed
That the two boys were acting alone

John Moynes

Pic: PA