Donagh O’Connor with a rare female white lobster caught off Mizen Head, Cork
A fisherman had a wee fright
Which quite quickly turned to delight
For who else can say
That their nephropidae
Has a carapace that’s coloured white?
John Moynes
Pic: Niall Duffy
‘Duke’ next to the giant Lion’s Mane jellyfish washed ashore in Galway
There’s a creature that lives in the sea
The diameter of Michael D
They say that its sting
Is a terrible thing
Which you may or may not cure with wee
John Moynes
Pic: Pauric Collins
A drone image of a circular enclosure in the Boyne Valley close to Newgrange
A rather large henge has been found
Near Meath’s famous burial mound
It’s thanks to the heat
That we’re getting this treat
Who knows what else waits underground?
John Moynes
Pic: Anthony Murphy
Yesterday: ‘They Look Giant Henges’
Presidential hopeful, independent Senator Gerard Craughwell
There are rumours that say we might see
A challenger for Michael D
Can Craughwell arrange
A bid for regime change
And finally set Ireland free?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Following Boris Johnson’s resignation yesterday, Jeremy Hunt (above) has been appointed UK’s Foreign Secretary
A fellow called Jeremy Hunt
Has been given a shunt to the front
After making a mess
Of the poor NHS
He’s a fool, and yes I’m being blunt.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Brexit Secretary David Davis, who has been leading UK negotiations to leave the EU, has resigned from government.
A stout honest fellow named Dave
Wrote his resignation and gave
It to Number Ten
And right about then
He dug his political grave
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Victoria Road, Killiney, County Dublin last Monday
Can any true patriot blame
Those who cleanse our colonial shame?
These men will not cease
Until we’re at peace
In a land where the streets have no name.
John Moynes
Previously: You May be Amused
If you’re flying and having a drink
Please don’t get so hammered you think
That having a smoke
Is merely a joke
Or you may find yourself in the clink
John Moynes
Pic: Alamy
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar talks to reporters at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday
It’s an odd move for Leo to choose
To sympathise with Donald’s views
But over some food
In New York, he was rude
About people who work in the news
John Moynes
Pic: Kim Haughton/Rollingnews
There’s no end to the heatwave in sight
Which will cause some people delight
But don’t forget there
Are those who’ll despair
As the heat means they can’t sleep at night
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
